Funny Toddler Quotes

Young children can be hilarious while learning to master the art of conversation - read these funny toddler quotes and weep (with laughter)!
Whenever we are leaving the house to visit family, my 22-month-old daughter Tilly flings her arms up in the air and shouts ‘Show time!’ She seems to know she has to perform! Emily, Ontario
When my 3-year-old Sam wants to go outside bare foot, he says “Can I wear my feet?”, and “Can I wear my tummy?” when he wants to go swimming without wearing his swimming t-shirt. Last week was the best - he had finished swimming and I had taken off his wet swim suit but before I had a chance to put on his clothes he had started to play with his cars. As he was playing on his own quite contentedly (not something he does all that much at the moment!). I thought I would leave him until he was ready to put on his clothes. About 10 minutes later a slightly outraged voice came up behind me: “Mummy, why have you left me in my willie?!!” Annabelle, Singapore
Toddler overheard when being strapped into his car seat by a very pregnant woman who was having some difficulty leaning over: “You’re just too fat, aren’t you?”
I was in the supermarket with my 3-year-old, Hattie. We were half way round with a full trolley. She suddenly said, "Quick, quick, I need a wee". I turned to the nearest cashier and said, "Is it okay if I leave my trolley here as my daughter needs the loo?" Before the cashier could reply, Hattie yelled out at the top of her voice, "I'm not your daughter, I'm Hattie!" Everyone turned and stared at me suspiciously as though I was trying to abduct a child! Helen, Shrewsbury
When I have to tell my son Harry off for anything he always replies by saying to me, "Harry good boy, mummy bad boy"The other day he was trying to pee in the toilet. He couldn't manage it, and philosophically announced: "Wee-wee gone to sleep!" Katerina, Sussex
We were discussing the imminent arrival of my son's baby brother/sister. When asked where the new baby was going to sleep, 35-month-old Louis replied 'Baby go in the bin'...
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