Toddler Funnies!
Give yourself a break with these toddler funnies. Too often we get bogged down in the challenges of parenting young children -the fact is they are unintentionally hilarious. Got a funny story of your own about a toddler you'd like to share on this site? Send it in via the contact me form and you could have your very own webpage right here on Toddler Ideas.
In This Section:Parent Taming For Toddlers A child's guide to world domination. Being two-and-a-half is no barrier to wrapping your parent round your little finger. Includes tips on avoiding vegetables and strategic uses of chicken pox to get your own way. How To Prepare For The Toddler Years Has your baby just taken her first steps? Put the champagne away and find out how a Salvador Dali painting and the entire contents of your bank account can help you prepare for the next 2 years of your life! Classic Signs Of Toddlerhood Is your previously sweet and docile baby now unrecognisable as she rampages through your home, eating/destroying/crying over everything in her way? Spot the classic signs of toddlerhood with this indispensable guide... Toddler Quotes It's a cliche, but children do say the funniest things: Toddler overheard when being strapped into his car seat by a very pregnant woman who was having some difficulty leaning over: “You’re just too fat, aren’t you?” Follow the link for more original classics. Funny and Inspirational Quotes About Toddlers "One year, I’d completely lost my bearings trying to follow potty training instruction from a psychiatric expert. I was stuck on step one, which stated without irony: ‘Before you begin, remove all stubbornness from the child’". ....and other gems. Toddler Dictionary Parent: teacher, bottom wiper, psychologist, nurse, stylist, behavioural manager, serf, nutritionist...Find out the real meaning of this and other words. Freddie Linsky: The Emperor's New Paintings Link to an article about the 2-year-old who(se mother) fooled the art world into buying his tomato ketchup paintings. Well, if you can win the Turner Prize by dressing up as a bear, surely anything is possible... Return from Toddler Funnies to Homepage
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